My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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