I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Cover your peen. We're going out.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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