After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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