YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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