I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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