tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize