I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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