Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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