So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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