Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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