so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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