would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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