Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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