I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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