Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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