Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
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Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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