it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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