I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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