How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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