Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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