Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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Have you been drinking my beer?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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