Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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