Quick, to the slutcave!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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