yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
They took my balls.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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