youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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