Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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