help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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