you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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