You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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