OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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