How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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