Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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