OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have grass duct taped all over my body
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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