i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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