Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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