I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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