dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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