he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How does one acquire holy water?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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