You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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