Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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