Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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