I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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