OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize