Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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