through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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