If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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