my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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