Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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