is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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