Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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