You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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